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- Comedian
- Upcoming Events
- Trump's Inauguration
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BIA – LONDON Ft. J. Cole
We see a opp, it's G-code, we blow his top, now he's volcanic

I'm in London, I like to go shop at the mall (yeah)
Shop at the store, shop in the—, ah, ah (yeah)
(Aziz, Aziz)
BIA, BIA, yeah (buss)
Yeah
I'm in London, I like to go and shop at the mall
Shop at the Prada, shop at the store
Shop in the tropics, stop at Dior (ah, ah)
Louis Vuitton cover my toes
Throw on my trousers, look at my bricks
These are my tennis, look at my shoes (look at my shoes)
Chrome Heart socks in sandals
Mans outside in Crocs in shambles (damn)
Please quick talk, no ramble
Soon as they send their bread, I cancel, ooh (ah, ah)
I like to tango, twistin' and tangle, testin' the angles
Up in the bank though, I got the same goals
You with the same hoes, I like the bankroll
(Boo-boo-boo-boo)
Pricey, pricey, pricey, he wanna fuck 'cause I'm icy (ah, ah)
He never met no one like me
It's pretty funny how now they all like me, innit?
This ain't rented straight from the plane I boarded
Maybe you can't afford it
I'm with my dawgs and we out in Shoreditch (go, go)
Shoreditch, Shoreditch, Shoreditch
You got a shortage on your funds
And I got a long clip on my guns
Sounds like fun, I got no shortage, I'm no bum
Reach for my pearls, and, you done
Reach for the purses (big bankroll, bitch)
Wearing designer, I'm in the future
I got a future, I'm in a new truck
I'm in the booth, yeah, drinkin' kombucha (boom, boom, boom, boom)
Singin' with Smiley, speak of me highly
Tryna go Kylie, I woke up finally, suffer in silence, wakin' up violent
Checkin' the finance, choosin' the finest
That's the environment, I'm 'bout to time it
I bought a Timex, AP, ooh, I'm checkin' my timin', ooh (ah, ah)
Cleanin' my watch, cleanin' the top (Ah, ah, ah)
Gettin' my job, I got a job
Kick game, kick game, kick game, Jumpman
Nike, Nike, very good check, they like me (cash)
Mans tell me he like me, he wanna fuck me, very likely (yes, haha)
Can't even honor it, man
(I think that's true, I think that's true)
BIA, BIA, yeah
I'm in London, I like to go and shop at the mall
Shop at the Prada, shop at the store
Shop in the tropics, stop at Dior (ah, ah)
Louis Vuitton cover my toes
Throw on my trousers, look at my bricks
These are my tennis, look at my shoes (look at my shoes)
Chrome Heart socks in sandals
Mans outside in Crocs in shambles (damn)
Please quick talk, no ramble
Soon as they send their bread, I cancel, ooh (ah, ah)
I like to tango, twistin' and tangle, testin' the angles
(They absolutely adore me in London)
Up in the bank though, I got the same goals
You with the same hoes, I like the bankroll
Plane just landed, Heathrow, hop off the G4 standard
We see a opp, it's G-code, we blow his top, now he's volcanic
Please don't panic over my lingo, both of my feet so planted
Gold weddin' ring on my finger, but yet I'm still killin' 'em single handed
Drum on the gun like I'm Ringo
I'm in this bitch with no chain like I'm Django
We from the ends where they know that they can't go
She go both ways so I'm tastin' the rainbow
Yummy, they got no more bread, they're crummy
The same way that Melo was starin' at Rih is the way that I stare at the money
I'm ready to risk it all if I lift it, bet I won't miss it, you a statistic
Thought shit was sweet till we popped up and popped off the top of your mystic
I go ballistic
Hopped out the drop, got the drop on an opp, now I'm opportunistic
I like to shop in the District
Coppin' this, coppin' that, I'm proper capitalistic, uh
Dreamer, Dreamer runnin' the game in my signature trainers
Balenciaga for joggers, I might just wear Crocs at the O2 arena
Splendid, got no limits, should have a tank on my pendant
Blokes goin' broke tryna keep up with Cole, but I make it back soon as I spend it
Maybach tinted: Scuse me, sir, but ain't that rented?
I'm offended, straight cash for my Benzes, we don't pay back interest
Aim at fences when I swing, pay respects and kiss my ring
Even Elizabeth said I'm king, haha (well, he's bloody well right, isn't he? Haha)
Why would I choose between this one or that one
When I know that I can have both?
I laugh at these rappers for cappin'
I guess TIP ain't the only one out here with jokes
Mans don't want smoke
(I just don't understand
I don't even think they should be allowed to breathe the same air as him if you asked me)
I'm in London, I like to go and shop at the mall
Shop at the Prada, shop at the store
Shop in the tropics, stop at Dior (ah)
☕Gooddays
Comedian
- 前面听脱口秀演员黑灯的podcast(《黑历史》),这一期里面是和翟佳宁探讨个人生活,演出创作。有提到他自己认为很多精彩的"punchline","bar",“梗”,whatever you call it, 往往是生活中不经意的瞬间被创造、想起来的,但是这样的时刻通常同时在干别的事情,比如洗刷拖地……我前面也提到过一次,对我来说这样的时刻同时在跑步,实验,或者骑车走在路上,不方便记录思考结果,但是这样的成果会稍纵即逝,非常致命,因此我能想到的办法是至少手机掏出来发在群里一段语音,后续再从这草稿之中提取,做成笔记。而黑灯说自己则是头戴GoPro,会记录出当时说出的话,语言表达出来再记录,可能会消耗不少吧……
- 2019年,还是Covid之前,在线下一场开放麦中见过杨波,邱瑞,南瓜,黑灯…… Peak.
- 最近新的一期SNL是Dave Chappelle做客,Monologue极其精彩,谈到Diddy, Election, 巴以冲突等等很多热门话题。整个 Monologue结构精巧,内容充实,句句话都有份量。昨天又看了一遍某一次专场,结构设计也非常巧妙,“四见OJ辛普森”LOL
- 常关注的这些头部Comedians,Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart, Ronny Chieng, Russell Peters, Joe Rogan, Eddie Griffin, Michael Che, Trevor Noah…… 风格各异,观看他们的专场就像是去不同的景点旅游,每人都有自己的风土特色,里面有不同的stories to sell. Dave Chappelle资历非常高,每次专场感觉主要都会锐评社会上时事政治,主要是调侃一些明星。Kevin Hart很多讲家里,和妻子、儿女,会有更多的成人部分。Ronny Chieng则是明显更多亚裔话题,会较多地讨论点race,但还主要是东南亚,也有中美的关系、冲突。Russell Peters作为加拿大的印度移民后代,讲很多根深家庭的印度文化,亚裔视角看待和北美的不同。作为UFC fan, Joe Rogan无疑是最熟悉的,近乎所有数字赛都会在,但是comedy会说更多美国的社会现象,调侃青少年,白人生活等话题。 Eddie Griffin, Michael Che是“本土”黑人,race jokes 会比较多一些,区别主要源于年龄,前者已婚多年更年长,话题涉及家庭、社会、宗教政治…… 后者更加年轻,话题更多会让年轻群体更related,当然几乎所有美国本土的黑人都会有些race jokes. Eddie Griffin在一个专场里面说过,观众买票进来看演出,票上写的是comedy show,不是妈的serious show, 如果有人被race joke冒犯,那你就是被说的racist mtfk. 享受和大笑就行了,思考有益的,如果你是正常人的话。
- Trevor Noah应该是我最喜欢的,无论是Daily Show,还是现在在Spotify上的What Now 这个podcast,加上那个史诗级的自传,所有的这些专场,虽然还年轻,但是特殊的经历和个人的努力成就了今天,愿目前排他在2nd, Dave Chappelle第一。Trevor Noah的专场里黑白race话题更多,其次是南非的风土人情和社会,其中也包含不同大陆的文化对比,也有很多他旅游不同大陆的趣味故事。和很多北美这边很多comedian不同,Trevor Noah似乎从来没有随便说出一些curse words,童真善良,内心充满爱。高中时候有时候就想其实更多时候同性之间会更了解,两个男人之间才会更加知底,有些moment,让你判断出这个人是不是值得一个异性更加长久的信任, 我的意思是:比如A,B是两个兄弟,他们两个之间发生的事情或者对话会比B和另一个女生C真实地多,异性之间总会伪装,但是从A的视角看,A可以轻易的帮助C判断B值不值得长久的信任,遗憾的是一般A和C不会有很多的交流,更不用说这种层面的”掏心窝“。Trevor Noah就是那种”好男人“,是个“好B”~ LOL
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(2025年1月22日),昨晚夜跑有点过晚,后半程稍微有点不舒服,停下来调整,但是过了一会还可以。
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“If you can’t fly, run; if you can’t run, walk; if you can’t walk, crawl; but by all means keep moving.” – Martin Luther King Jr.
“If you can’t fly, run; if you can’t run, walk; if you can’t walk, crawl; but by all means keep moving.” – Martin Luther King Jr.
— NASA (@NASA) January 20, 2025
Inspired by his words, we push the boundaries of exploration, moving forward for the benefit of humanity. pic.twitter.com/Ma6Vz7Rd14
Upcoming Events;
- UFC 312 澳大利亚, 伟丽和DDP Sun, 9 Feb, 11:00 am
- 在UFC 311的live期间,揭晓了The Good Guy vs The Bad Guy 👊@DC_MMA and @ChaelSonnen will coach Season 33 of #TUF!,DC和CS共同主持ESPN的show,二人都现在有做教练,但是这么友好的关系肯定不会在TUF的show中带来火药味,想到这已经开始觉得无味了……
- 同样Sun, 9 Feb是NFL superbow,中场秀有Kendrick Lamar.
- 在此之前有Grammy 2025, Mon, Feb 3, 2025, 9:00 AM – 12:30 PM KDOT有很多提名,可能会至少取得两个奖项,Cole的MDL被提名到RAP ALBUM of the year,应该不会获奖。
Trump's Inauguration
- 有祷告的环节,黑人上去群情激昂地带领大家“祈福”USA,表情和神态真诚又令人感到一丝夸张。
- Zuck's memes
Zuck Meme confirmed pic.twitter.com/9XqoWUTtgR
— Frost 🇺🇸 (@Frost544) January 20, 2025
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